Today is my lovely wife's birthday. Happy birthday, Lokien!
Today is the 22nd anniversary of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Hi keeba!
Watch out for the secret kitten!
Today is my brother Jared's birthday. He is a year younger than me, but 5.5 kids ahead of me. Happy birthday, brother!
Today is my stepmother Charlyn's birthday. Just a couple days after mine, so it's not hard to remember. Happy birthday, I'm coming over for cake later! For some reason, I've been thinking this was on Friday, but when I looked at my calendar it said today.
In my head, it was like this, but in reality, I was just working like normal.
Today is my old friend Laura's birthday. She recently had a baby. Happy multiple birthdays, Laura!
Today my dad turns sixty. It's hard to believe, but inevitable I suppose. Happy birthday, dad!
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Today is my sister Betsy's birthday! Happy birthday, sis!
Today is Tera's birthday. She's one of the few people I've managed to remain in contact with that I went to school with in Oregon (pre-Facebook, anyway). Happy birthday, Tera!
Today is my brother Wes's birthday, and my niece Lisette's too! Happy birthday!
Today is my oldest niece Jenifer's birthday. She's 13, and my younger brother's daughter. Having no kids myself, this makes me feel old.
Today is Scott Walker's birthday. He is one of my oldest friends, and by a freakish coincidence we are now related by marriages. My stepsister's husband is Scott's brother-in-law.
Happy birthday, Scott!