When I am king, all hoses at the gas station will…
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First watch, 6 bells (11:03 pm)

When I am king, all hoses at the gas station will be shortened so you have to go to the correct side for your car.

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So…@RealMarsRat and the Face on Mars. Anything e…
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First watch, 1 bell (8:31 pm)

So...@RealMarsRat and the Face on Mars. Anything else to do when we finally get there? Rover Tipping?

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The biggest question of my morning is: Why does th…
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Forenoon watch, 3 bells (9:43 am)

The biggest question of my morning is: Why does the school bus stop outside the assisted living facility?

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Totally blown away to see Joel Hodgson and @TraceB…
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Forenoon watch, 2 bells (9:22 am)

Totally blown away to see Joel Hodgson and @TraceBeaulieu in the new season of Arrested Development. Best cameo EVER!

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Just got a telemarketing call on my cell from Okla…
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Afternoon watch, 3 bells (1:41 pm)

Just got a telemarketing call on my cell from Oklahoma. Why couldn't the tornado have hit them instead??

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Leave it to the Scots to come up with the manliest…
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Forenoon watch, 8 bells (12:17 pm)

Leave it to the Scots to come up with the manliest name for a carbonated drink ever. IRN BRU! http://t.co/QWLcPIqi7h

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Wow yfrog REALLY sucks now. I couldn’t see an imag…
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First dog watch, 1 bell (4:46 pm)

Wow yfrog REALLY sucks now. I couldn't see an image when I clicked on the link until I clicked a second "view media" button. #fortheLOSE

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I like people giving their A&F clothes to home…
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Forenoon watch, 3 bells (9:41 am)

I like people giving their A&F clothes to homeless people but that doesn't change the fact they were douchy for owning it in the first place

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Found Irn Bru on Amazon. Failed my save vs. resist…
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Forenoon watch, 6 bells (11:25 am)

Found Irn Bru on Amazon. Failed my save vs. resist Scottish beverage roll.

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I fixed the flappy heel of my shoe yesterday with…
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Forenoon watch, 3 bells (9:42 am)

I fixed the flappy heel of my shoe yesterday with #sugru. Man I love that stuff. Also perma-fixed my banister that glue never could fix.

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Best Youtube comment on Ender’s Game trailer: “he…
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Afternoon watch, 3 bells (1:30 pm)

Best Youtube comment on Ender's Game trailer: "he would still lose on Korean servers" http://t.co/mwoBDRSuQw

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Did you see that some brave soul supported #Invade…
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Afternoon watch, 3 bells (1:41 pm)

Did you see that some brave soul supported #InvaderCON3 at the top level??

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