Awesome Faceplant, Dude!
First watch, 3 bells (9:38 pm)

I just saw one of the funniest things ever: I was at a stoplight on my way home just now when two guys hit the crosswalk button to get across highway 41 (from the bar to the trailer park. I know, surprise!). Anyway, just as they were half-way across, one of them fell flat on his face, heels over his head and all. Instead of putting his hands out to break his fall he used his right cheek. I thought he was down for the count, but his buddy helped him stand up, and I thought he was going down a second time he was so wobbly. But he succeeded, and they finished crossing the road before the light changed. If only they could have heard the laughter from our car.

Tomorrow morning he'll be wondering why his face hurts so much, and how gravel got on to his pillow…

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