First dog watch, 2 bells (5:13 pm)
I know there are a lot of stupid people out there, but everybody knows that crunchberries aren't real. Well, at least I thought everybody knew.
Alas, only in America would there be someone that not only didn't realize crunchberries weren't real, but also file a law suit about it.
Just wait until she finds out Cap'n Crunch is really only a lieutenant.
Hahaha, nice!