Santa Claus
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Last dog watch, 8 bells (8:10 pm)

I watched Santa Claus earlier today. This movie was all kinds of wrong. To start, Santa doesn't live at the North Pole, he orbits the Earth directly above the North Pole. He also has children from every country living with him, where they sing their ethnic songs for him. Merlin also lives with Santa. Yes, that Merlin.

Santa is opposed by the Devil, who tries to entice children to do bad things and plays tricks on Santa. Like stealing the magic flower that lets Santa disappear.

This movie was wacky and weird, exactly like MST3K likes to make fun of. I give it 666 empty seats for all the evil Santa opposes.

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