First dog watch, 4 bells (6:24 pm)
Might I recommend Nebula Nominee Ruth Nestvold's Mars: A Traveler's Guide from StarShipSofa?
Caution: Two semi-f-bombs, but this story was funny and well worth the few minutes it takes to listen to.
First dog watch, 1 bell (4:40 pm)
Thanks for writing a Server.URLEncrypt function for ASP.
You really suck for not writing a URLDecrypt fuction.
I hate you. I love PHP.
The end.
Afternoon watch, 6 bells (3:02 pm)