Evil Koalas
Posted in Strangeness
Afternoon watch, 8 bells (4:12 pm)

Apparently Jhonen Vasquez spotted some koalas on his flight over to Australia.

I have never thought the same of koalas since that animal planet show about them and how they eat their mother's poo when they're young.

Disgusting, fuzzy little s***-eaters. Koalas are evil. They stare at you with their dull eyes, but really they're waiting to steal your bank account information and take out loans for RVs in your name so they can destroy your credit and drive around the outback in their giant, shiny, poop-filled RVs and play didgeridoo CDs way too loud.

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