Hercules and the Captive Women
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Afternoon watch, 4 bells (2:13 pm)

Last night I watched Hercules and the Captive Women, the promised last of the MST3K Hercules movies. This movie was disturbingly bad, but it did have a midget in it. Despite its title, this movie only has one captive woman, whom Hercules rescues from an evil, shape-changing wizard that embedded her into a rock. He takes her back to her home island of Atlantis, where her mother decrees her death once more and attempts to seduce Herc.

In the end, Hercules destroys the evil rock that give Atlantis its power, which causes it to erupt lava, explode, and sink into the sea. The murdering of the entire population doesn't seem to bother him in the least. The best lines were when they referred to the blood of Uranus—hehe.

I give this movie thousands of empty seats for the civilian casualties of Hercules' destruction of an entire island civilization.

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