Overheard in Costco
Afternoon watch, 1 bell (12:51 pm)

Today I went to Costco during lunch, I had some things to pick up there. Jeff went with me. I had their infamous $1.50 hot dog and soda, which was excellent as always. After we sat down at the tables, an old couple asked if they could sit next to us, because there wasn't a lot of table space. They had pizza, the old man had combination and the woman pepperoni. Then she said it:

At least I won't have any bathroom problems with all this grease

I was barely able to contain my shock and derisive laughter, but Jeff rescued me and asked if I was done, which prompted us to leave.

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