The Forbidden Kingdom
Posted in General
First dog watch, 3 bells (5:35 pm)

Woohoo! It's almost time to go see The Forbidden Kingdom!

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Hotlinked from MySpace
Forenoon watch, 7 bells (11:46 am)

I recently noticed I was being hotlinked from some retards on MySpace. I now rewrite all requests with myspace in the HTTP_REFERER header to a special image, as you can see below:

pwned by ScurvyJake

When will people learn that my Internet skillz are madder than theirs?

Thanks to CoronaLucas for the newer, shiny image that is now in place:

Thanks to CoronaLucas for the update!

You can see the results on this retarded myspace death metal band's website.

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If You Drive Different…
Posted in Advice
Forenoon watch, 6 bells (11:29 am)

…than normal when you see a police car, you should change the way you drive.

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