First dog watch, 3 bells (5:35 pm)
Woohoo! It's almost time to go see The Forbidden Kingdom!
Forenoon watch, 7 bells (11:46 am)
I recently noticed I was being hotlinked from some retards on MySpace. I now rewrite all requests with myspace in the HTTP_REFERER header to a special image, as you can see below:
When will people learn that my Internet skillz are madder than theirs?
Thanks to CoronaLucas for the newer, shiny image that is now in place:
You can see the results on this retarded myspace death metal band's website.
Forenoon watch, 6 bells (11:29 am)
…than normal when you see a police car, you should change the way you drive.