New Soda Machine

A few months ago, the creepy vendor that supplied a soda machine for our breakroom pulled his stuff out and said he was leaving, that we didn’t buy enough for him to stay. We have been without a convenient soda source for many months.

But all that changed today. The company bought a refrigerator and will not stock it for us. I was jealous of MattP and his job where they did this, but now I can suckle at the teat of the soda-providing corporate machine too. After 11 years, this job still keeps getting better and better.


3 Responses to “New Soda Machine”


Gravatar Quoth Glen

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Gravatar Quoth Webmonster

Hehe, ASCII art. Let me see if I can fix it. Here is the closest I can get:

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Aha! Pepsi Max. Sorry dude, Costco didn’t have any…

Surround ASCII art with HTML pre tags and it should be okay.


Gravatar Quoth Webmonster

How about this one?

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