Chimp Channel
Afternoon watch, 1 bell (12:54 pm)

I loved The Chimp Channel, it was one of those shows that never made it very long but was really funny. So, for your enjoyment, here are some monkeys in lingerie for you!

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Tailgate Caution
Posted in Advice
Forenoon watch, 4 bells (10:17 am)

I just want to make a public announcement here. If you want to tailgate me when I'm going over the speed limit and faster than the flow of traffic, I will become your worst nightmare.

On my way to work a lady in a blue SUV was tailgating me—to the point where I couldn't see her headlights behind me, she was way too close. I was doing around 52 in a 45 mph zone. She started doing this after we were both stopped at a red light. Since she didn't back off, I slowed down until the ripped around to pass me, then I began pacing the car in front of her. She ended up moving back behind me because she had to be in that lane shortly (at least that's what I figure). Anyway, I stuck her good, and would do so again in a heartbeat. This is where I get the most joy out of driving.

So to reiterate, don't be an ass to me, and I won't ruin your day.

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