First dog watch, 4 bells (6:03 pm)
Did you know that Lawn Darts have officially been banned in the US and Canada? Apparently too many people were too stupid to not throw them at each other.
It’s always the stupid ones that ruin it for the rest of us.
I was going to make a comment about thwarting Darwinism and how we’re polluting our gene pool, but it sounded a little insensitive.
2 Responses to “Deadly Lawn Games”
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Quoth BenY
July 30th, 2007 at 7:26 pm Banning them seems a bit broad — what if I wanted to buy them for hunting, or personal safety? |
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Quoth Webmonster
July 31st, 2007 at 10:08 am Or how about home defense? Got a dog that won’t stop pooping in your yard—we have a solution! |