First dog watch, 4 bells (6:03 pm)
Did you know that Lawn Darts have officially been banned in the US and Canada? Apparently too many people were too stupid to not throw them at each other.
It's always the stupid ones that ruin it for the rest of us.
I was going to make a comment about thwarting Darwinism and how we're polluting our gene pool, but it sounded a little insensitive.