First watch, 2 bells (9:00 pm)
A recent visit to the bowling alley leads me to believe you find a better portion of the heaviest part of the population there than anywhere else. I submit to you, dear readers, that the only place you will ever witness a 350 pound man doing a victory dance is at a bowling alley.
In fact, let’s make this official:
Jacob’s Corollary: You will see more fat people doing public victory dances in a bowling alley than you will anywhere else.