First dog watch, 1 bell (4:55 pm)
I had this crazy idea a while back and I just can’t get it out of my head. It kind of goes hand-in-hand with this. You need a 3-5 inch deep shadow box with a fake shotgun mounted in it, a box of shells, and a big wicked-looking knife. On the glass, etch the words In case of zombie attack, break glass.