Yes, I said hairiest. And boy howdy do I mean it. My wife and I drove about an hour and a half away on Saturday to get an antique ships wheel for our decorations that my dad mentioned he saw in this shop. So we drove out there (there aren’t a whole lot of wheels to be found around here) to get it. The antique store people were nice, and called the owner of the wheel to see if they’d let it go $50 cheaper. They said it may be a while before they hear back, so we left for lunch, came back, and the lady we talked to was gone. But the girl that was there knew about it, and said they would sell at our price. This girl had a scooped-neck shirt on and a tuft of black, wiry hair coming up out of her shirt that scared the bejeebers out of me. Her arms had more hair on them than mine do. My 4-day beard was fuller than hers, but hers was longer… She was really nice, though. I just couldn’t look at her very long without being impolite.
There is such a thing as electrolysis, or even laser hair removal. I suspect it was some sort of hormone imbalance. They probably even have medication for that. But it was scary nonetheless.