I make fried rice and it's great every time. Here's what you need:
2 cups white rice (I prefer jasmine rice)
1 bag frozen mixed vegetables (green beans, peas, carrots, corn)
3 slices of ham, diced into cubes
2 eggs
1 tbsp minced garlic
3 tbsp soy sauce (or more, to taste)
Cook the rice. I use a rice cooker and it comes out perfect every time. You're on your own if you do it on the stove.
In a large pan, cook frozen vegetables, garlic, and ham. Scramble eggs and mix them in. Stir until the egg is cooked. Mix in cooked rice and add soy sauce, turn the heat up and stir away until everything is mixed up good. You should have enough soy sauce to turn all the rice a little brownish. Use more if you like the taste.
There's a new commercial with two boys in a crash test lab, cheering as the guy hits the button to crash cars in to walls. At one point, one of the boys says "Now do the gold one", and the guy says something like "Actually, it's Desert Sand Stone" and the kid replies "Whatever, just crash it". And then they say "Do another one!", and the guy replies "That's all of them". So one kid says "What about yours?"
I laugh so hard every time that comes on. It's a great commercial.
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Well last weekend was interesting. At the Inn on Saturday there was a wedding reception. Half the people there were Russian. Man those people can drink. Then the party moved out to the hot tub, where it stayed until at least 1am (that's when I left after helping do a little straightening up). I'm sure it went longer, too. They were pretty funny, though.