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This is so stupid I needed a new category for it.

Some chump patented using a laser pointer to exercise a cat:

1. A method of inducing aerobic exercise in an unrestrained cat comprising the steps of:

* (a) directing an intense coherent beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus to produce a bright highly-focused pattern of light at the intersection of the beam and an opaque surface, said pattern being of visual interest to a cat; and
* (b) selectively redirecting said beam out of the cat's immediate reach to induce said cat to run and chase said beam and pattern of light around an exercise area.

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